got 23 years under my belt
i love puppies and im a hippie wannabe
your mom jokes are funny
iscreamyouscreamweallscreamforicecream
sway.gr.
if you called me a cunt youd be right
tattoos. got some.
im a combination of everyone i've ever met
pink is the prettiest color in the rainbow
im in love with the idea of being in love
weezy.f.babay.
summer girl fa sho <3
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So I’m just going to throw this out there… I’m really sick of bitches. Not the dog, not women/girls/ladies… whichever pc term you prefer.. in general; but bitches. Girls that refer to THEMSELVES as a bitch, well, you said it, not me. If you want to call yourself a bitch than I’ll gladly throw you in that category. I’m so sick of guys calling us bitches and than women get mad because they call us that. Well. HELLO! There are stupid bitches walking around calling themselves that so I guess it’s alright. Duh. On to the next kind of bitch…
I’m happy that you’re enjoying being single. I’m really glad that you think you’re really pretty. BUT. We get it. You don’t need to prove how single you are, or that you can take anyone that you want to home. There are girls that actually want more than to see how many people she can sleep with before acquring some sort of sexually transmitted disease. Guys are out for nothing but sex 99.9% of the time… because of you.
Have you noticed that most ugly girls are bitches? Me, too. NEXT!
The quiet bitch…. There’s always that girl who doesn’t say much but when she does open her mouth you want nothing more than to jam your foot so far up her ass that she’ll hopefully suffocate on it. The only reason you opened your dick washer was to say something snarky… You’re better seen and not heard. But if you could disappear that’d also be great..
If you are rude to people for no apparent reason, talk down to them, or are from Sioux County… BIIIIITTTCCCHHHHH…
Really, what I’m getting at is simply this… If you have a vagina, I probably don’t like you. There are ladies, and there are bitches. The lady to bitch ratio is ridiculous. If you’re reading this and fall into any of the following- you need to CHECK YO’SELF MANE! …
oh em gee i neeeeeed thissssssss
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this is funny but so wrong…
#cheetah #fingernails #awesome
#weezy #life
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